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Post by Fons » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:40 pm

I aksed him to play some soccer and he did :)


btw: take a look at the chair after you asked something. :) :o

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Post by emmem » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:21 pm

Fons wrote:I aksed him to play some soccer and he did :)


btw: take a look at the chair after you asked something. :) :o
Actually it has to be: "I asked her". A chicken is feminine. ;)

I asked her to read a book too and she did.

I wonder if the will ever be a FAC (Frequently asked commands) on the site.
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Post by Dakkus » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:18 am

I told it to move the television and it turned it on and sat on the sofa. I told it to eat some mushroom and it apparently ate its wing or something like that.
Ko saka āboliņš? Pēk pēk pēk!

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Post by Venga » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:42 am

Dakkus wrote:I told it
Yep, it's it. Animals are its in English.

And don't ask it to show it's suit. :lol:

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Post by DrGreenTom » Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:18 pm

i asked it to read Playboy magazine.
It started acting strange in the corner :oops:
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Post by Ralf » Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:22 pm

Nice site :lol:
He have did:
reading a book
watch tv
turned the lights off

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Post by Fons » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:21 pm

I said: you're cool
And he came very close to the camera with his/hers/its THUMB UP :D

and the opposite with 'you suck'



Look at his finger when you say 'naked' :lol:

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Post by Venga » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:30 pm

Fons wrote:Look at his finger when you say 'naked' :lol:
Sick ideas you have! :wink: :lol:

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Post by BogPoet » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:39 am

You know, it's 3.40am and I'm finding that chicken terribly disturbing.
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Post by Fons » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:11 pm

Vengaboys wrote:
Fons wrote:Look at his finger when you say 'naked' :lol:
Sick ideas you have! :wink: :lol:
I thoughed: 'Maybe the man/woman will take of his/hers chickensuit :)

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Post by Aaron » Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:50 pm

Fons wrote:
Vengaboys wrote:
Fons wrote:Look at his finger when you say 'naked' :lol:
Sick ideas you have! :wink: :lol:
I thoughed: 'Maybe the man/woman will take of his/hers chickensuit :)
Look what it does when you ask it to fart. :mrgreen:
Kedvenc állatam a hörcsög; ha rálépek, szörcsög.

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Post by emmem » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:35 pm

Aaron wrote:...
Look what it does when you ask it to fart. :mrgreen:
If you want to know all the things it can do look here. 8O
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Post by Venga » Sun Apr 18, 2004 11:08 pm

338 videos... pfff :roll: 8O :o

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Post by Donald » Fri May 07, 2004 7:50 am

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches
who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now,
cause we're going down the tracks!" The mother went into the living room
and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now
go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about
the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."

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Post by querty » Sun May 23, 2004 10:42 am

Ah, look at all the lonely Euronotes. Where do they all come from? (The Beatles, Eleanor Rigby)

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