Silly game... part II - pick up lines

[noogie]

Ever been picked up by a stranger with an unoriginal pick up line like this one: I may be no fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock?

Let us know here!!

Here is one of mine..

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day

[arathorn]

Haven't got balls to try this one yet:

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

[Fons]

Does something like these ones count as well?


"Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes"


and:


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The sh*t in the toilet,
reminds me of you.

[Viperazzi]

You know, they say milk does a body good. My god you've been drinking it a lot.

Those clothes of yours would look real good on my bedroom floor.

You, me, whipped cream and a pair of handcuffs. Any further questions?

[noogie]

Another would be where you seem to be obviously looking at a girls back with a very curious & focused stare. When she finally asks what you are doing or what you're looking at, just respond," I'm trying to find out where the wings are hidden, you must be an angel.

[lazza]

Get your coat, you've pulled

What would you like for breakfast

Never tried either, of course!

[giberski]

Ok girls, I'm interested : what lines DO you actually like to hear IF you should pick one?

[BogPoet]

I know a few ones I can't reproduce here, but here's two that are fairly PG-rated:

- Did it hurt?
- What?
- When you fell from heaven.

or

So, have you seen the man of your dreams yet? Or must I pass in front of you again?

I actually tried the last one once, but she thought I was joking (and I was, of course, I'd never use such a corny pick-up line, but I was actually interested ). I kept hitting on her until she realized I was serious (hitting, for me, means 'talking with her and once in a while throw in a flattering remark'). Then she said "You know, you're a really nice guy, but no"

I'll also say it jokingly to my girl friends sometimes. I usually get witty remarks in response, such as "No, please, don't, you're blocking the view".

[Annie_in_exile]

Right. I cannot guarantee that this works but at least it's short and simple and sort of flattering:

"Great shoes. Wanna f**k?"

But don't blame me if you get a black eye.

[Kyypupu]

Here are some classics, though I´ve never tried them myself

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If i said that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

[noogie]

This one could work for me:

Do you taste as good as you look ?

But then you would have to look like Hugh Grant and have the same voice as he has....

[Hugo & Any]

In Portugal you can hear:

Uau, I didn't know flowers could walk!

Sleep with the angels and dream with me, maybe one day you might dream with angels and sleep with me!

Your father must be a thief!
Why?
He stole stars from the sky to put in your eyes!

Well, my boyfriend used these two last ones with me and it kind of worked out, untill now. I really liked to hear them!

[Fons]

I like this one from aron!

Doctor; "Sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain and there is nothing left in your right brain!"

[noogie]

Mmm, does not really sound like a pick up line!!!!

[Dakkus]

Mmm, does not really sound like a pick up line!!!! 8O

Yup, sounds more like a pick down line :)
But in the other hand, that might have an effect on some people. It is different, anyway.