The European Jokeforum

Sneakster · Post by **Sneakster** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:11 pm

Here's another something to think about:

MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematics that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over
the top.

And look how far arse kissing will take you.

A R S E K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

marcrotterdam · Post by **marcrotterdam** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 8:41 pm

Fucking is a town in Austria.

Also look at http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp

bhoeyb · Post by **bhoeyb** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:13 pm

marcrotterdam wrote:

Fucking is a town in Austria.

Also look at http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp

You're right

!

Elmo · Post by **Elmo** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:57 pm

bhoeyb wrote:
marcrotterdam wrote:

Fucking is a town in Austria.

Also look at http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp
You're right !

Would be nice, having a hit with somebody in Fucking...

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:01 am

Elmo wrote:Would be nice, having a hit with somebody in Fucking...

It would be also a nice place for honeymoon...

Ganymede · Post by **Ganymede** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:58 pm

Donald wrote:http://www.pinoekel.de/ok/ok.html

This is a very simple and stupid kind of humour and it is German.

The instructions read:
1) Turn on your speakers
2) Watch the picture during 60 seconds without laughing
3) If you begin to laugh, you are most probably mentally insane

I would like to know if non-Germans laugh about this

I managed not to laugh for THREE SECONDS! But then I already knew I'm quite insane.

eurobillsandcoins · Post by **eurobillsandcoins** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:59 am

Last week in the district of Central, I saw a Chinese restaurant named Fu King. "Fu King" in chinese means good luck, and prosperity, but its english..............

No wonder no tourists go to eat there.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:48 am

eurobillsandcoins wrote:Last week in the district of Central, I saw a Chinese restaurant named Fu King. "Fu King" in chinese means good luck, and prosperity, but its english.............. No wonder no tourists go to eat there.

I would go definitely!

bhoeyb · Post by **bhoeyb** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:44 pm

No comment

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Sneakster · Post by **Sneakster** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:45 pm

I wonder if his wife is very pleased with such a hard on..

Donald · Post by **Donald** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:38 pm

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The distance my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Guess who wrote this little masterpiece of poetry

!Pretfles! · Post by **!Pretfles!** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:58 pm

Donald wrote:Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The distance my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Guess who wrote this little masterpiece of poetry

sorry to spoil your fun

it is G W Bush

Dakkus · Post by **Dakkus** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:37 am

!Pretfles! wrote:
Donald wrote:Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The distance my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Guess who wrote this little masterpiece of poetry :lol:
sorry to spoil your fun

it is G W Bush :idea:

George W. Bush, MSNBC, may 2000 wrote:"Actually, I - I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like
it when I'm talking about what I'm - what I - - when I'm talking about
myself, and when he(Al Gore)'s talking about myself, all of us are
talking about me."

That text is as signature in my gf's emails :))

bhoeyb · Post by **bhoeyb** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:52 pm

http://users.pandora.be/melissa_gillisj ... enodig.mpg

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querty · Post by **querty** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:09 pm

Auw. He felt some pain I think.

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