bhoeyb wrote:...or heating at your home. I wish ...
thank you bhoeyb....
my brand new heating broke today and i`m freezing like hell, cause there`s nobody to repair it on a sunday!!! my neighbor thinks the whole heating has to be replaced and i have to be without it for days!!!
Fortunately I live in Portugal and therefore I'm not freezing to death. So go on, make your worst wish! You won't be able to spoil my Christmas! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You will learn all other languages than English fluently, but you will completely forget the English language and an invisible barrier of Force will make it impossible for you to leave your home town.
I wish I had enough time to wash and dry myself a clean shirt.
Dakkus wrote: I wish I had enough time to wash and dry myself a clean shirt.
You will have the time to wash and dry a clean shirt, but then you will forget to put it on when you leave the house, will catch terrible pneumonia in the cold weather, and will have to stay in bed until January...
I wish that I had some beer in the fridge for this evening....
You will have a bottle of excellent wine , but will be so drunk that you start entering fake numbers on EBT , avij will delete all your entries and you will get banned from the forum..
I wish that Heracles Almelo will play European Soccer within 5 years...
bocky wrote:I wish I don't arrive late at school tomorrow. :P
You will arrive on time at scholl tomorrow but a little fat 50year old teacher wants to see you privately after school in the basement :twisted: .
I wish a bottle of excelent red wine (which I am been able to drink!)
You will get the wine, but you won't get the bottle around it. Instead, someone brings you the bottle of excellent red wine and cruelly pours it over you. That happens in downtown. When you're walking home to change your clothers a policeman will stop you, accusing you of murder because of your "blood stains". After waiting three months in a custody you are found guilty for the murder and will spend your next 10 years in prison where a sailor wearing black leather clothes will do bad things to you.